Anderson Cooper, cannot see 360

Another of our favorite journalists who is seen on the Anderson Cooper 360. Rather, he is the anchor of the show.(please don’t confuse with Dan Rather) We love him for his human expressive face and penchant for truth. His views reflect the full spectrum. But todays burning question is – can he see full spectrum?

Unfortunately the answer is no. Anderson, who turned 45 this year is hyperopic and presbyopic. To learn more about this condition read  chapter one. LAsik eye surgery is therefore not a very good choice for him. Without his glasses he cannot read small print or even his iphone 5. So when his eyes are naked (sans glasses) he can barely see the highlights of central park in new york. With his thick glasses that remind some of Buddy Holly, his field of vision is greatly diminished.

So what should he do? He should grab a copy of Prelex, why its better than lasik eye surgery for those above 45. Did we mention he just turned 45. Did we mention he shares his birthday with Dr. Raj’s mom.(oops, that was supposed to be a secret) Wow, it seems the book was written for him. Especially the pages which explain that a person like him after prelex will be able to see the warplanes, the teleprompter and the script on his news sheet without glasses. Than his field of vision will be truly 360. And than he can really blast wolf on the Ridiculist.

 

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